May 2013
worldfamousprofessor:
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
styleswanky:
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
urbancatfitters:
sometimes when people are talking to me im just thinking “if u sang that to me in a four part harmony with a snake wrapped around your bicep i still would not care”
apodyopsisgeorgewaite:
Daniel Hopewell is the master of lyrics
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
